| Story of my life... -
- Me: Ahhh! I'll never make it in this world! D:
- Him: Maybe as a jumper.
- Me: A jumper? As in... I wish you would step back from that ledge, my friend?
- Him: No. As in, someone who can teleport.
- Me: Ohh, I don't like that movie.
- Him: It would be cool to do that!
- Me: I'd rather Fast Travel. :D
- Him: I will go where I'm needed!
- Me: Oh, I haven't been there before. Can't fast travel. Better go to the stables!
- Him: Fuck the stables!
- Me: But I own a horse! D:
- Him: Just let it die then!
- Me: But I spent quite the pretty penny on it! Fuck, was that penny beautiful!
- I love our pointless nerd-banter. <3
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