Story of my life...

    • Me: Ahhh! I'll never make it in this world! D:
    • Him: Maybe as a jumper.
    • Me: A jumper? As in... I wish you would step back from that ledge, my friend?
    • Him: No. As in, someone who can teleport.
    • Me: Ohh, I don't like that movie.
    • Him: It would be cool to do that!
    • Me: I'd rather Fast Travel. :D
    • Him: I will go where I'm needed!
    • Me: Oh, I haven't been there before. Can't fast travel. Better go to the stables!
    • Him: Fuck the stables!
    • Me: But I own a horse! D:
    • Him: Just let it die then!
    • Me: But I spent quite the pretty penny on it! Fuck, was that penny beautiful!
    • I love our pointless nerd-banter. <3
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I made this blog to cheer you sad people up. You deserve to smile.

    most-awkward-moments:

    I made this blog to cheer you sad people up. You deserve to smile.

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